We Care Archive

What are these "WE CARE" taglines all about?
Samaritanmag.com's changing "We Care" cover taglines are fun ad flippant, and point up the public's boredom with outrageous, silly, invasive tabloid coverage. Samaritans know there are more important things going on in the world than who broke up, who had plastic surgery and who might be pregnant. There is poverty, global warming, HIV/AIDS, cancer, animal welfare, childhood obesity, war and a host of other causes that people are passionate about. Of course, some tabloid headlines we don't say "we don't care" about: someone getting in a car accident, arrested for DUI, going for drug treatment. We care that they are okay - we just don't think it should be a news item.

WE CARE... but we don't care that Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes have a baby (09/17/2014)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Coldplay's Chris Martin and actress Jennifer Lawrence are dating (09/14/2014)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Brad Pitt and Angelina Joli tied the knot (08/29/2014)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Adam Levine married Behati Prinsloo (07/22/2014)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Michelle Rodriguez was kissing Zac Efron (07/09/2014)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Leonardo Di Caprio refused to take a photo with Justin Bieber (06/13/2014)
WE CARE... but we don't care if George Clooney is getting married in September (05/29/2014)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are getting married (05/16/2014)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Dean McDermott cheated on wife Tori Spelling (04/21/2014)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin have consciously uncoupled (03/25/2014)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Hayden Panettiere sold her L.A. home for $3 mil (03/24/2014)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Robin Thicke and Paula Patton split up (02/25/2014)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Taylor Swift cut her long hair (02/13/2014)
WE CARE... But we don't care that Alyssa Milano is trying to get pregnant (02/06/2014)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Lisa Kudrow got a nose job in her teens (10/28/2013)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr split up (10/25/2013)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Jake Gyllenhaal looks gaunt (10/23/2013)
WE CARE... But we don't care about Miley Cyrus, Sinead O'Connor & Amanda Palmer's open letters (10/06/2013)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth called off their engagement (09/16/2013)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Miley Cyrus twerked on TV (08/29/2013)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Ben Affleck is cast as Batman (08/24/2013)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Lady Gaga and Perez Hilton are feuding (08/19/2013)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Beyonce cut her hair short (08/08/2013)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Duchess Catherine gave birth to an 8 pound 6 ounce boy (07/22/2013)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Amanda Bynes thinks she's "far prettier" than Chrissy Teigen. (05/29/2013)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Beyonce is pregnant (05/14/2013)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Angelina Jolie's stylist picked up rings (05/08/2013)
WE CARE... But we don't care if John Mayer and Katy Perry broke up (04/03/2013)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Bradley Cooper is dating 20-year-old model Suki Waterhouse (03/19/2013)
WE CARE... But we don't care what Jessica Simpson names her next child (02/20/2013)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Chris Brown was caught speeding! (02/04/2013)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Spice Girl Geri Halliwell is dating a Russian tycoon (01/18/2013)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Megan Fox wants to have more kids (01/14/2013)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Kim Kardashian is having Kanye West's baby (12/31/2012)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Matthew McConaughey became a father again (12/30/2012)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Simon Cowell is dating Carmen Electra (12/21/2012)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Rihanna bought a $12 million mansion in California (12/19/2012)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Taylor Swift is dating One Direction's Harry Styles (12/06/2012)
WE CARE... But we don't care that Prince William and Kate are expecting their first child (12/03/2012)
WE CARE... But we don't care the amount of Marc Anthony's monthly alimony payment to his ex-wife (11/18/2012)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up (11/12/2012)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Taylor Swift and Conor Kennedy broke up (10/25/2012)
WE CARE... but we don't care that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel wed in Italy (10/19/2012)
WE CARE... but we don't care that Russell Crowe and his wife split up (10/15/2012)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Jessica Simpson consulted doctors to lose her baby weight (09/30/2012)
WE CARE... but if don't care if Amanda Bynes locked herself in a changing room for almost 2 hours (09/19/2012)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Deadmau5 tweeted that he is dating Kat Von D (09/18/2012)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Green Lantern co-stars Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively got married (09/10/2012)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Modern Family actress Sofia Vergara is considering a baby (08/30/2012)
WE CARE... But we don't care if Neve Campbell was seen cooing over a baby that could be hers (08/20/2012)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson (07/26/2012)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are getting divorced (07/02/2012)
WE CARE... but we don't care when Pitt and Jolie get married (05/23/2012)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Drake is dating Tyra (05/08/2012)
WE CARE... but we don't care that Timberlake and Biel are engaged (05/01/2012)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Del Rey left hotel with Axl (04/09/2012)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Jessica Simpson is having a girl (03/08/2012)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Clooney's ex is dating Steve-O (02/01/2012)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Brand moved into a new home (01/16/2012)
WE CARE... but we don't care that Timberlake and Biel are engaged (01/07/2012)
WE CARE... but we don't care that Chaz Bono called off his engagement (12/21/2011)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Efron and Hudgens split up (12/14/2011)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Kim Kardashian filed for divorce (11/20/2011)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Timberlake and Biel are an item again (09/24/2011)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Beyonce is pregnant (08/29/2011)
WE CARE... but we don't are that Kat Von D and Jesse James broke off their engagement (08/28/2011)
WE CARE... but we don't care that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony split up (07/17/2011)
WE CARE... but we don't care who Ryan Gosling is dating (06/27/2011)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Adele has the hots for Prince Harry (06/10/2011)
WE CARE... but we don't care that Kardashian got engaged (05/26/2011)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Gaga split from her boyfriend (05/14/2011)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Diaz is seeing A-Rod (05/05/2011)
WE CARE... but we don't care if James Franco quit Twitter (04/05/2011)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Timberlake and Biel broke up (03/13/2011)
WE CARE... but we don't care if George Michael's boyfriend broke up with him (03/08/2011)
WE CARE... but we don't care who wore what to the Oscars (02/28/2011)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Rosie O'Donnell split from her girlfriend (02/23/2011)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Kim Kardashian is engaged (02/17/2011)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Penelope Cruz gives birth (01/27/2011)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Guy Ritchie's girlfriend moved in (01/07/2011)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Madonna is spending Christmas with Guy Ritchie (12/21/2010)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Longoria and Parker met for lunch (12/04/2010)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Swift is dating Gyllenhaal (11/27/2010)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Bieber shaves his head (08/06/2010)
WE CARE... but we don't care that Lindsay is creating art in jail (07/29/2010)
WE CARE... but we don’t care if Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt split up (05/31/2010)
WE CARE... but we don’t care if Lopez and Anthony are renewing their vows (05/27/2010)
WE CARE... but we don’t care if Lohan is seeing an older woman (05/18/2010)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Spelling and McDermott renewed their vows (05/06/2010)
WE CARE... but we don't care who Paris Hilton is dating now (04/25/2010)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Brad and Jennifer have been sneaking around (04/07/2010)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Ricky Martin is gay (03/30/2010)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Demi Lovato is dating Joe Jonas (03/14/2010)
WE CARE... but we don't care about Jesse James' mistresses (03/05/2010)
WE CARE... but we don't care what Perez Hilton says (02/23/2010)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Richie and Madden are engaged (02/16/2010)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Heidi Montag wants more plastic surgery (01/20/2010)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Tila Tequila is pregnant (01/17/2010)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Michael Buble got engaged (01/12/2010)
WE CARE... but we don't care how much Nicolas Cage owes in back taxes (01/07/2010)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Angelina and Brad celebrated their fifth anniversary (12/10/2009)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Britney is getting married again (12/10/2009)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Tiger Woods went off-course in his marriage (12/03/2009)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Megan Fox bought her boyfriend a sportscar (11/29/2009)
WE CARE... but we don't care who Cibrian is cheating on (11/05/2009)
WE CARE... but we don't care if Aniston used Botox once (10/28/2009)
WE CARE... but not that Odom & Kardashian signed a pre-nup (10/19/2009)
WE CARE... but not about Letterman's indiscretions (10/05/2009)
WE CARE... but not about Jon Gosselin divorcing Kate (09/26/2009)
WE CARE... but we don't care that Miley doesn't Tweet (06/12/2009)